a-perqafohet-ferra:

I’m a girlfriend and a bro all in one

(via aboveethestarss)

dragonprincessmew:

In my defense, your honor, I really am the dumbest bitch alive

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7eggs:

moms be like “call me if you need me” and then leave their phone on the other side of the house charging the entire day

(via encourage)